Overheard at Bud's Birthday Lunch at Peter Luger Steakhouse

Girl: Well that's because I work in the service industry.
Dude 1: I worked in the service industry this morning. The personal service industry.
Dude 2: I took my talents to South Beach this morning as well.
Dude 1: Yeah, I kinda got into something that doesn't usually do it for me. Double vaginal.
Dude 3: Really?? I can't ever get into that.
Girl: Sick.
Dude 1: Yeah. It usually grosses me out too, because it's just dong on dong in there,
Dude 1 makes two "Number One"s with his hands and then starts rubbing them back and forth like cross country skis
but this time I was into it.