aprettygoodstart

I'm Dennis.


I'm an attorney (and notary public) in Manhattan.


I like comic books, politics, Dashboard Confessional, Bill Murray, and Connecticut.


I drink too much bourbon and Pabst Blue Ribbon.


I have too much fun doing it.


email: aprettygoodstart@gmail.com

I’m a Dick: Online Dating Edition

I hopped on OK Cupid today when i was bored at work.

It has this newsfeed thingy on the front page that tells you when people upload a photo or edit their profile. It also has a feature that allows you to suggest edits to other people’s profiles.

So the first thing I see is that some chick edited her profile to read “Message me if your fun and a gentleman.”

I went ahead and suggested the following edit: Your‘re

Yep. I’m a dick.

  1. sincerelyjessica said: yessssssssssssssssssssssss!
  2. hopelesslymg said: Haha! You’re ridiculous.
  3. ichwarindichverliebt said: Necessary.
  4. lovekelsie reblogged this from aprettygoodstart and added:
    would automatically want to have sex with...corrected my grammar. Then again,
  5. onlychild-ofaergia said: I would have done the same thing.
  6. wentdog reblogged this from aprettygoodstart and added:
    are still single bro
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