aprettygoodstart

I'm Dennis.


I'm an attorney (and notary public) in Manhattan.


I like comic books, politics, Dashboard Confessional, Bill Murray, and Connecticut.


I drink too much bourbon and Pabst Blue Ribbon.


I have too much fun doing it.


email: aprettygoodstart@gmail.com

I’m a Dick: Online Dating Edition

I hopped on OK Cupid today when i was bored at work.

It has this newsfeed thingy on the front page that tells you when people upload a photo or edit their profile. It also has a feature that allows you to suggest edits to other people’s profiles.

So the first thing I see is that some chick edited her profile to read “Message me if your fun and a gentleman.”

I went ahead and suggested the following edit: Your‘re

Yep. I’m a dick.

I’m going to see Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie on February 16th!
Tim and Eric are gonna be there for a Q&A!
I’m psyched!
Less psyched about going alone. I need to get more friends into Tim and Eric.

I’m going to see Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie on February 16th!

Tim and Eric are gonna be there for a Q&A!

I’m psyched!

Less psyched about going alone. I need to get more friends into Tim and Eric.

The selection of a Republican candidate for the presidency of this globalized and expansive empire is — and I mean this seriously — the greatest competition of idiocy and ignorance that has ever been.

Fidel Castro Calls Republican Field a ‘Competition of Idiocy’ - NYTimes (via brooklynmutt)

(via brooklynmutt)

vivalovexo:

xjoexedge:

American Nightmare. Reunion Boston.


Somebody please photoshop Ryan Gosling into this photo.

vivalovexo:

xjoexedge:

American Nightmare. Reunion Boston.

Somebody please photoshop Ryan Gosling into this photo.